The teenager who finds you embarrassing

Anything you choose is automatically uncool by virtue of you having chosen it.

You will not win on taste, so do not try. Aim for things with genuine social currency, or things so functional that liking them is not a statement.

The picks

  1. Actual social currency

    Owala Owala FreeSip Insulated Stainless Steel Water Bottle 710ml

    Owala bottles are a genuine status object in school bags at the moment, which is not a sentence anyone expected to write about a water bottle. Get a colour, not the plain one.

    Owala FreeSip Insulated Stainless Steel Water Bottle 710ml
  2. Xiaomi Xiaomi Smart Band 9 Active

    Under twenty-five pounds, does the step-and-sleep tracking they actually want, and is not an Apple Watch — which matters, because an Apple Watch from a parent comes with implications.

    Xiaomi Smart Band 9 Active
  3. Amazon Amazon Echo Pop Smart Speaker with Alexa

    A bedroom speaker they control, which is the entire point. Cheap enough that it does not become a thing, and useful enough that it stays plugged in after the novelty goes.

    Amazon Echo Pop Smart Speaker with Alexa
  4. NutriBullet nutribullet Portable Blender

    Charges by USB and makes one drink. Aimed squarely at the phase where they announce they are making smoothies now, and it survives that phase ending.

    nutribullet Portable Blender
  5. Blukar Blukar Head Torch Rechargeable 8000L with 3 Lights

    Genuinely useful for anyone who cycles, camps, walks a dog after dark or reads under a duvet. Functional enough to be immune to the is-this-cool question.

    Blukar Head Torch Rechargeable 8000L with 3 Lights
  6. Days of Wonder / Asmodee Days of Wonder | Ticket to Ride Board Game | Ages 8+ | For 2 to 5 Play

    Short enough that nobody feels trapped and simple enough to explain in two minutes, which is the whole trick with a teenager. It also survives being played with friends, so it is not just a thing they do with you.

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How we picked these

We read the spec sheets, the owner reviews and — more usefully — the complaints, then chose the ones worth someone else's money.

Prices and stock are re-checked every morning, so nothing here should send you to a page that no longer exists. If something goes out of stock it comes off the list rather than sitting there looking available.

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